hamdrilton
tell my wife they wont even let john adams fuck the flag anyways
washington tells me i can assume federal debt but hes not running in the next election. i punch the floor so hard his false teeth come out
the whole thing smacks of jefferson i scream as i overturn the cabinet table and turn the declaration of independence into the declaration of shit
i put years of hard work into getting my philandering degree and now everyones like “oh adulterys bad” “its unethical” fuck off
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